Shell Petroleum Dev. Company (info@shell.com)

I was just sent a mail by some so called friends of mine and i would like the house to read it and tell me what they feel about it.

Dear Beneficiary,
The Shell Foundation is glad to notify you that you have been chosen by theBoard of Trustees as one of the final recipients of our annual Cash Grant/Donation. To celebrate this year's anniversary program, in conjunction with other relevantbodies, we have given out a total grant/donation of £16,000,000 GB Pounds(Sixteen Million Great British Pound Sterlings) to 20 lucky recipients. You wereselected among the lucky recipients to receive the award sum of £ 800,000.00 GBPounds ( Eight Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pound Sterlings) as grant/donationfrom the Shell Foundation in accordance with the enabling act of Parliament. Please endeavor to quote your Qualification numbers (G8-222-6747, EU-900-56)when making claims. Please find below, additional details required of you forthis award.
1. Full Names
2. Age
3. Sex
4. Address
5. Country of Origin
6. Contact Phone Number(s)
7. Occupation ALL CLAIMS AND FURTHER CORRESPONDENCES SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO: Mr. Desmond White
Chief Finance Officer,
Treasury Department
Shell Foundation.
Email: dwhite123@strompost.org
Tel: +44 704-575-1074
All provided information is strictly classified and will be used for the purposewhich it is been requested. On behalf of the Board, kindly accept our warmest congratulations. Regards. Brian SusanDirector, Shell Foundation

hope you all enjoyed your reading.
let me be the first to point out somethings,
all the information italized are supposed to be looked into. for example, tell me that shell does not have its own email addressing system!!!
let your comment flow!

I am going to CONOIL...

This has become a very regular talk among student of our great university. There is virtually no student in the school that has not visited this particular eating joint at one time or the other. It's either you are walking friends there or you popped in to have a quick snack or you actually went there to fill your hardware up.

I was running a check on why students love to visit this particular spot. I have not completed my investigative work yet; in fact i am working on it seriously. But looking at it, i was there today to eat and everything i ate cost me one hundred and ninety naira. The meal included 3 raps of fufu, and two pieces of meat. My friend paid for my drink (pure water), so if i did i would have spent about one hundred and ninety five naira or lets say two hundred naira. When i finished eating, i came out of the place knowing how heavy 200 naira could be. I was heavy and had to drag myself back to write this article.

If you compare it to what we eat in the cafeteria, you notice a great difference, lets take tantalizers as a case study. With 200 naira you get a meal of some drops of rice or if it is swallows, which they hardly have, you have either two or four (i am not really sure) pebble-like Eba set before you. After this meal, you are hungry in another 20 minutes and you go back for another stone food. I think this explains why so many people run to conoil to eat. Conoil is not the only eatery here on camp but thats our center of comparison today.

One good thing I've noticed about this conoil is that even the high and mighty boys and girls do patronize this joint, although some of them don't eat there, they take their food away in make-do take away packs, which ranges from nylons to small plastic plates.

Thats a little about our great university students and CONOIL

Redeemers University inaugurates RUNSAEC.

The Redeemer's University community is about to kick off with its students' association. In this development, the university has constituted an electoral commission (like I.N.E.C.), to take care of the process of ensuring that the elections go on smoothly and peacefully. The commission was inaugurated on Wednesday and i am sure they have kicked off to ensuring a smooth transfer.

The Redeemer's University Electorial Commission (R.U.N.S.A.E.C.) members were elected by the students in a very free and fair election process. There were several contestants from the various electoral units which are prophet moses hall, queen esther hall, the three colleges (natural science, management science and humanities), and the chapel The contestants from prophet Moses hall were Tunde Olaniyi, Jimi Fasheke and Ofure, with Tunde emerging victorious; contestants from Queen Esther hall were Obehi Itua and Tomiwa, Obehi took the day; contestants from Natural Sciences were Olufemi Oshikoya and Seun Oluwadare, Seun won with a margin of just two votes. From management sciences we had Charles Anaekwe as the sole contestant, from the chapel came Daniel Owo, Simioluwa and Mosugo Jacob, with Jacob emerging victorious with above a hundred votes and Daniel Owo emrging third place with less than fifty votes.

Coincidentally, the three of the victors are from the behavioral sciences. I think its a good improvement. They would teach us how to behave during elections.

Run blog is wishing you all happy electioneering. Please avoid the Moris Iwu Palava.

RUN and NUC

From the 11th of November 2007 representatives from the Nigerian Universities Commission would be in Redeemer's University to conduct the accreditation "ritual". This activity is one which puts staff and students of any university concerned, especially those who have not done their homework properly, sleepless nights.

But for the vice chancellor of Redeemer's University, prof. Oyewale Tomori, this would be a walk over. In a short message he delivered in the school's chapel on sunday, he said " this exercise is my own GPA and i would like to score a five point in it." The V.C. is not taking issues with the accreditation lightly. Serious renovation work is going on in the school, new labs, equipment, restructuring and even re-equiping. We all look forward to a successful accreditation exercise and we hope to give our big daddy FIVE POINTS.

A very bad accident

Yesterday, a lecturer (names witheld) in our school ran her car into an electrical (PHCN) concrete pole. I was not really there at the start of the whole event but i was there at the "car removal ceremony". The lecturer said he/she did not really know what happened at that point but that all he/she knew was the the car was in the pole. Thank God there was no student crossing the road at that point in time which ususally is the students "rush hour".
The former dean of natural sciences Prof. G.O. Emerole, the Security Officer, some security men, drivers and some students were on hand to profer a solution to the problem at hand (bringing out the car from the ditch). The lecturer was in shock all through the period and was abit speechless. The hard work and long stress was saved b y the big towing van, which belongs to the mission, which came around and pulled the car out with little or no effort (thanks to machines). As at 9am this morning the vehicle was still parked at the university car park.
We just thank God on the Lecturer's behalf and pray that God would grant him/her the financial power to overcome the disastrous happnings of yesterday evening.

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